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Just a note of dismay from someone who has been in disputes where no one actually got hurt: It is amazing to me to read the comments from so many who think the BETTER outcome would have been having the old man blow away the other guy.
Between the two choices 1. both guys live and one goes to jail and 2. one dies and the other lives with having killed him, I know which I would choose.
Call me a wuss.
Posted by: Steve | September 27, 2013 at 03:47 PM
Steve, if you're going to be all rational and all, we're going to have to try and fix you. Maybe 12 straight hours of "Grand Theft Auto V" will do it.
Posted by: Ms. Flukey | September 27, 2013 at 04:45 PM
Steve, you know it's easy for internet kibitzers (which WBAGNFARB) to give their unsolicited opinions. Besides, who says the guy wouldn't have accidentally shot his wife or an innocent bystander by mistake.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 27, 2013 at 06:32 PM
Couple of years ago two guys ahead of me in a dry cleaning queue came to blows. What is it about laundry that causes these incidents?
And it wasn't even in Florida...
Posted by: LeClerc | September 27, 2013 at 06:33 PM
In Texas (and probably other states) we have road signs that say something like, "Construction ahead. Traffic fines double in construction zones."
I think we need seniors to wear signs that say, "Senior Citizen. Assault fines double when assaulting a Senior Citizen."
Posted by: Suzie Q. Wacvet | September 27, 2013 at 06:52 PM
Sorry about the rationality.
I was off my meds.
Posted by: Steve | September 28, 2013 at 07:27 AM
It happens to the best of us, Steve.
Posted by: Bob | September 28, 2013 at 08:56 PM