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September 28, 2013

ADVISORY TO PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE -- BECAUSE THE INTERNET SAID SO -- THAT IS IS LEGAL TO PLEASURE YOURSELF ON THE BEACH IN SWEDEN

Read this.

(Thanks to Joe in Japan)

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So it was a typo?

Aye, there's the rub.

And on a beach, that could prove painful!

"Every newspaper cocks up once in a while."

Great opening line for this story!

That said, is it still okay to pleasure somebody else on the beach? Is that still a thing?

OK, now I have to change my vacation plans again.

And I'd already booked the hotel and rented a Toyota clitoris.

So if they apologize for a typo saying their "cock up... ...erupted onto the pages of the world press," what will the apology of the apology sound like?

Every newspaper cocks up once in a while. Today, The Local got caught with its trousers down. Unfortunately, it concerned an article that had already erupted onto the pages of the world press.

Classic.

Perhaps a bit of wishful typing, there?

Sometime in the seventies, one of the more obscure of the underground cartoonists drew a story of oppression and revolt. The final panel shows an old guy leaning on the counter of his news stand, listening to the radio reports of riots and burning. He's saying to himself, "Sure fu*kin' sells newspapers."

Still true today. Just look at the Chicago Tribune.

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