'A DEFIANT ACT AGAINST JESUS'
Twerking made illegal in Louisiana town
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
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September 30, 2013
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Well, there goes one town off my retirement list!
... and what about 'wet' humping? What do we get for that!?
(might put them back onto the list)
Posted by: Kibby F5™ | September 30, 2013 at 09:17 AM
Freedome to twerk - I know it's in one of them darned amendments .....
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | September 30, 2013 at 09:17 AM
Damn straight, Meanie.
I love his reference to the "great city" of 3,398 people. That ain't no city.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 30, 2013 at 09:35 AM
The folks at the ACLU will be drawing straws to see who gets the 'honor' of defending twerking as a constitutional right, I'm sure.
Posted by: jon | September 30, 2013 at 09:41 AM
Seems just a mite hoax-ish. That quote is a bit too literate for a Loosianna Pol.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | September 30, 2013 at 10:09 AM
Actually, no: http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/twerking.asp
Posted by: Unholy Slacker | September 30, 2013 at 10:11 AM
I smell a movie deal. I don't know. Something about a rebellious teen.
Maybe a hellfire-spouting preacher.
Posted by: Steve | September 30, 2013 at 10:16 AM
Hot air. If they actually arrested and imprisoned someone over this nonsense, the resulting lawsuit would wipe them off the map.
Posted by: Two Wild and Crazy Guys | September 30, 2013 at 10:49 AM
According to the Shreveport Times, this story is a hoax. Apparently, it's considered great fun down there to poke fun at DeQuincy.
Posted by: Ernie G | September 30, 2013 at 11:18 AM
Snopes is on it. Just another hoax playing on stereotypical attitudes about swampdwellers, hillbillies, and rednecks. These, of course, are the only kind of people that live in the south.
Posted by: Captain Spoilsport | September 30, 2013 at 12:05 PM
Thank goodness our Constitution guarantees everyone the right to look stupid.
Posted by: nursecindy | September 30, 2013 at 12:08 PM
"jigglin', shakin' or dry-humping"
I have friends who call that foreplay.
Posted by: Marquis de Sade | September 30, 2013 at 12:13 PM
"What about jerping, twiggling, or high-drumping? Got an ordinance against THAT,too? Because that's what I was doing, not twerking."
Posted by: Hugh Jass | September 30, 2013 at 12:15 PM
I knew it was as fake as a weatherman's tan the moment that I read it. Reason? No one was seen holding a can of beer for a photo op.
Posted by: PirateBoy | September 30, 2013 at 02:53 PM
Wow, twerking gets them 30 days in jail. Amazing
Posted by: Theresa | September 30, 2013 at 05:38 PM
Footloose II -- The Twerking.
Posted by: Frank Davuco | September 30, 2013 at 05:41 PM
Anyway, twerking is over with. All the kids are into smirking, now.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | October 01, 2013 at 11:22 AM