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August 22, 2013

THIS HAPPENS FAR TOO OFTEN

Building evacuated after burlesque dancer sets off fire alarm with burning nipple tassels

(Thanks to Ralph and Jeff Meyerson)

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How does one "completely forget" to not light one's tassels on fire?

Every time I wear nipple tassels they catch on fire!

So far I'm 0 for 0.

So how fast were they twirling?

Why would you even set the nipple tassels on fire? Too close to burning the boobs for my liking

That babe is samokin'.

You can sacrifice your sacharo
Working in the back row
Bump in a dump till you're dead
Kid you gotta get a gimmick
If you wanna get ahead

That woman has an incredible resume. Tatoo conventions, peep shows ... career launchpad. Look for her to make it big on SyFy.

Or Starbucks.

Slightly OT but barely. Does anyone else here avoid metioning the delicious N. Mich. treat called a "pastie" (crust filled meat pie) for the piece of attire some women wear called a "pastie" ? (usually not on fire) I've acutally made the edible kind but do NOT mention them by name for fear of pronouncing it incorrectly. (paste-ee versus patts-ee)

I'm sorry honey, I'm having a hot flash...

Funny... that hasn't been tried yet during Superbowl halftime shows.

LeDud, they're from England originally - Cornish pasties (PASS-tees). But you knew that.

If I had a nickel...

I saw them open for the Sex Pistols.

Thanks Jeff. But I just know I'm going to say "PASTE-TEE" in mixed company........

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