THIS HAPPENS FAR TOO OFTEN

Building evacuated after burlesque dancer sets off fire alarm with burning nipple tassels

(Thanks to Ralph and Jeff Meyerson)

Comments

[Cheesewiz]

How does one "completely forget" to not light one's tassels on fire?

[ScottMGS]

Every time I wear nipple tassels they catch on fire!

So far I'm 0 for 0.

[JG]

So how fast were they twirling?

[Theresa]

Why would you even set the nipple tassels on fire? Too close to burning the boobs for my liking

[Loudmouth]

That babe is samokin'.

[Jeff Meyerson]

You can sacrifice your sacharo
Working in the back row
Bump in a dump till you're dead
Kid you gotta get a gimmick
If you wanna get ahead

[Omniskeptic]

That woman has an incredible resume. Tatoo conventions, peep shows ... career launchpad. Look for her to make it big on SyFy.

[ScottMGS]

Or Starbucks.

[LeDud]

Slightly OT but barely. Does anyone else here avoid metioning the delicious N. Mich. treat called a "pastie" (crust filled meat pie) for the piece of attire some women wear called a "pastie" ? (usually not on fire) I've acutally made the edible kind but do NOT mention them by name for fear of pronouncing it incorrectly. (paste-ee versus patts-ee)

[Not That Tom]

I'm sorry honey, I'm having a hot flash...