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August 30, 2013


Ozzy Osbourne starts house fire making bacon sandwich

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)


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Considering Black Sabbath's guitar player Tony Iommi is missing the tips of his fingers and can fret the guitar without finger tips Ozzie should have let Tony cook the bacon. That and the fact that Ozzie's brain is cooked to a bacon crisp stupor.

^Insert power chord here.

My guess is that a bat may be involved.

He's not eating those strips out of the bag anymore...?

I didn't see where it said he was in the kitchen.


Mmmmmmmm.... Bacon.

If Ozzy were coming to my house, I'd have all my natural gas outlets capped, cut the power, and get rid of matches. Also, hide the bacon.

When I think of Mr. Osborne visiting my house, I tend to think of a line from Midway: "Captain Buckmaster, sound General Quarters."

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