THEY LET HIM IN THE KITCHEN?
Ozzy Osbourne starts house fire making bacon sandwich
(Thanks to Chuck Cody)
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August 30, 2013
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Considering Black Sabbath's guitar player Tony Iommi is missing the tips of his fingers and can fret the guitar without finger tips Ozzie should have let Tony cook the bacon. That and the fact that Ozzie's brain is cooked to a bacon crisp stupor.
^Insert power chord here.
Posted by: manual tomato | August 30, 2013 at 12:55 PM
My guess is that a bat may be involved.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | August 30, 2013 at 12:55 PM
He's not eating those strips out of the bag anymore...?
Posted by: Clankie | August 30, 2013 at 01:19 PM
I didn't see where it said he was in the kitchen.
Posted by: oneblankspace | August 30, 2013 at 02:46 PM
Shaarrrroooonnn!
Posted by: nursecindy | August 30, 2013 at 04:36 PM
Mmmmmmmm.... Bacon.
Posted by: Ms. Flukey | August 30, 2013 at 08:12 PM
If Ozzy were coming to my house, I'd have all my natural gas outlets capped, cut the power, and get rid of matches. Also, hide the bacon.
Posted by: pegleg padraig, the scourrrge of lake mendota | August 31, 2013 at 10:41 AM
When I think of Mr. Osborne visiting my house, I tend to think of a line from Midway: "Captain Buckmaster, sound General Quarters."
Posted by: Omniskeptic | September 01, 2013 at 10:55 AM