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kaaaa-boom. dang thang is full of sheeeeit.
Posted by: queensbee | August 05, 2013 at 10:55 AM
Exploiting a buffer overflow vulnerability?
Posted by: wiredog | August 05, 2013 at 11:10 AM
Looks like a toilet I saw in a home in Beverly Hills. I saw the open house sign and stoped by to use the toilet and thought, "this place is worth every cent of the six million asking price with that $6,000 toilet that wanted to wash my arse ". Then signed the registar as Jed Clampett and thanked them for showing me the properety.
Posted by: manual tomato | August 05, 2013 at 11:23 AM
I guess they need to flush out the bugs
Posted by: JG | August 05, 2013 at 11:41 AM
CRAPNADO !
Posted by: ligirl | August 05, 2013 at 01:09 PM
Sit with care. Someone might hack your sack. Yowch!
Posted by: Loudmouth | August 05, 2013 at 05:25 PM
...Retailing for up to $5,686 (£3,821), the Satis toilet includes automatic flushing, bidet spray, music and fragrance release...
Music? Name that tune.
Posted by: MikeyVA | August 05, 2013 at 05:28 PM
Didn't a story awhile ago say that phones were more bacterial laden than toilets ? I guess we see why.
Posted by: LeDud | August 05, 2013 at 09:40 PM
Many apps are referred to as crapware, but now we have a winner!
Brings new meaning to the term "memory dump", doesn't it?
Posted by: PirateBoy the Python Programmer (Code, not snakes) | August 05, 2013 at 10:43 PM
But, does it feed and water the cat?
Posted by: Hanna | August 06, 2013 at 12:21 AM
i saw luxury toilet open for the velvet underground.
Posted by: mudstuffin in klumbus | August 06, 2013 at 08:16 AM
How long before one of these becomes a flower stand in a front yard in eastern Kentucky?
And, yes, I have seen toilets doing this duty.
Posted by: Steve | August 06, 2013 at 09:57 AM
Does that mean you could make it blast wormwood?
GOTTA GET ONE OF THESE!
Posted by: Kibby F5™ | August 07, 2013 at 10:51 AM