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August 21, 2013

SOUNDS SCIENTIFIC! WE'RE SOLD!

Overclock your brain using transcranial Direct Current Stimulation (tDCS) to increase the plasticity of your brain. Make your synapses fire faster.

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(Thanks to Jon Harris)

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I'll take two (you had me at "easy to use and stylish!")

I'll take two (you had me at "easy to use and stylish!").

Hmm, I guess that's four, huh.

It's the "t" in "tDCS" that makes it so scientific.

One of my co-workers suggests putting a car battery on the conference room table & just hooking up to that.

I love my Google Glass, but I'm worried this will make me look...dorky.

Can the orgasmatron be that far off?

Imagine the fun wesomeone can have after hacking the boss's.

This might have some effect (not necessarily beneficial) if the electrodes are inserted directly in the brain; otherwise the current will just go through the skin. I won't buy this until the DIY brain surgery accessory is released in v.2 or later.

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than....

If the head were in green, it'd be the original Brainiac villain from the Superman comics (note: nerd alert)!

I'd gladly buy a load of these for certain politicians, but only if they (the gadgets) were rewired for 240.
Heck, I might get some for uncertain politicians.

One question.
Why?

Has anybody noticed the name of the company and their website?

Self-administered electroshock therapy. We live in a confusing millennium.

Can you get an optional anal probe for those folk whose head is up their butt?

What are the odds that anyone involved actually knows what "overclock" means?

Laugh if you wish, but they're all sold out!

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