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August 29, 2013


Woman hospitalized to remove stolen $5,000 from rectum

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)


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Rectum? Darn near killed 'um!

Elton John's Tongs and a Toilet Brush always stir the emotions. Scarap and pull them too.

That's okay. Keep the change.

She forgot the combination...?

Yet again, a case in which the perpetrator meant to bury the loot, but didn't know her ...

Is anal retentive hyphenated?

A simple plunger would have done the job, I suspect.

Here I thought "Money up the wazoo" was a metaphor.

People make bad choices. At least she didn't stick the stuff down the OTHER orafice.

How big is her...never mind.

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