SITTING ON A GOLD MINE
Woman hospitalized to remove stolen $5,000 from rectum
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
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August 29, 2013
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Rectum? Darn near killed 'um!
Posted by: PirateBoy the Geezer Bus Driver | August 29, 2013 at 05:53 PM
Elton John's Tongs and a Toilet Brush always stir the emotions. Scarap and pull them too.
Posted by: manual tomato | August 29, 2013 at 05:54 PM
That's okay. Keep the change.
Posted by: JD | August 29, 2013 at 06:06 PM
She forgot the combination...?
Posted by: Clankie | August 29, 2013 at 07:13 PM
Yet again, a case in which the perpetrator meant to bury the loot, but didn't know her ...
Posted by: Omniskeptic | August 29, 2013 at 09:43 PM
Is anal retentive hyphenated?
Posted by: Ralph | August 29, 2013 at 09:57 PM
A simple plunger would have done the job, I suspect.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | August 30, 2013 at 07:48 AM
Here I thought "Money up the wazoo" was a metaphor.
Posted by: pegleg padraig, the scourrrge of lake mendota | August 30, 2013 at 10:07 AM
People make bad choices. At least she didn't stick the stuff down the OTHER orafice.
Posted by: LeDud | August 30, 2013 at 11:48 AM
How big is her...never mind.
Posted by: Candy | August 30, 2013 at 02:39 PM