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August 31, 2013


Man says Fort Pierce cops weighed his cocaine wrong, says he knows 'because that's what he does for a living'

Guess the state.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)


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Damn metric system.

Expertise always pays off.

But quit sampling the product, dude.

"Hey Kelly I'm going to run up to Walmart and get some nails and pick up some lemon juice to cut the heroin and coke." "Ya want to come along?"

"Yeah the roast is in the slow cooker. I'll turn it on low and it can simmer down for when we get back. I saw some bra's I want. Maybe their will be a sale on kids clothes."

Hey, give that guy a job with the Office of Weights & Measures! Washington is always looking for good weighers of stuff. How's his measuring though?

Later in the car driving to Walmart.

Kelly, "It's the Labor Day holiday. Maybe all the creeps will be out of town and the lines won't be so long."

No Weigh!

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