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August 31, 2013

DEPARTMENT OF THINGS ONLY GUYS THINK OF

‘I love fire and wheelchairs so I thought why not put them together?’

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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Just a warning: nursecindyhas ordered one for her next visit to Walmart.

‘I would like to see some street gang member mess with someone in one of my chairs.’

Bicycle + gasoline filled party balloon + extended butane tourch = problem solved for a fraction of the price.

I think this would be great to use in Walmart.
"Hey moron! Quit blocking the aisle with your cart."
Whooooosh!
No more problem.

Early Dalek prototype.

I'll see your mobility scooter and raise you a kayak.

Um, what kind of "dental machines" use a flame-thrower like that? I want to know what I'm looking for when I go to the dentist so I can run out screaming when I see it.

Chair man of the bored?

Nice, Markhh! And when he has his first accident with it, he'll look like Davros!

In violation of all international protocols, Granny has been seeking to obtain one of those for years.

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