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My nephew had to rewire a church's sound system when their wireless microphone frequencies were reallocated to local police use.
He didn't like my suggestion to wire in a police scanner set to go off when the sermon was supposed to end.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | August 30, 2013 at 12:58 PM
In case of water landing, your church pew can be used as a floatation device.
Posted by: Clankie | August 30, 2013 at 01:16 PM
I think Dan Rather had this issue at one point.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | August 30, 2013 at 01:52 PM
Clankie -- I think that might just be the Baptists.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | August 30, 2013 at 02:26 PM
But the flight attendants says "bu-bye, bu-bye, bu-bye..." would still be appropriate.
Posted by: Ms. Flukey | August 30, 2013 at 08:16 PM
I still have the coffin in my shop waiting for the happy event.
That being, of course, when my wife decides she has time to finish the lining. The only thing I ever successfully sewed was a button hole and it somehow wasn't a hole any longer.
Posted by: Steve | September 01, 2013 at 02:47 PM