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August 27, 2013

BRILLIANT

The self-styled Chinese "ghostbuster" has been arrested after trying to conduct an exorcism with his penis.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Ron G.)

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That would work - he pulls it out and clears the room!

Venkman: " They hate this. "

So it wasn't such a magic wand after all?

Great! I won't be able to use that line anymore!

There is always that 2% of the clients who don't approve.

Well, I did hear several "Hallelujah!"'s so maybe it worked. Anyway, she paid him $3,000 for the service so I guess it is a definite Win.

Don't cross the streams!

Don't cross the streams... of...? o.O

Just substitute the woman for the Mayor and you get the drift of what he told her:

Dr. Peter Venkman: This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions.

Mayor: What do you mean, "biblical"?

Dr Ray Stantz: What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor, real wrath of God type stuff.

Dr. Peter Venkman: Exactly.

Dr Ray Stantz: Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!

Dr. Egon Spengler: Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes...

Winston Zeddemore: The dead rising from the grave!

Dr. Peter Venkman: Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!

one of the worst come on lines i've evah hoid.

i am the keymaster...

... Anthony Weiner is part Chinese???

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