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Yow!
I would stay way off her lawn.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 28, 2013 at 03:29 PM
That sounds like an ouch alright.
Posted by: Theresa | July 28, 2013 at 05:40 PM
According to some studies, women commit as much or more domestic violence as men.
Posted by: ken in sc | July 28, 2013 at 06:02 PM
Huma's had enough??
Posted by: ligirl | July 28, 2013 at 06:22 PM
So I guess 'Scrotum Grabbers' and 'Testicle Yankers' would not be good names for rock bands?
Posted by: twilcox | July 28, 2013 at 06:30 PM
Seems as though he should invest in some pants.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | July 28, 2013 at 07:08 PM
1. Ouch
2. Never argue with a woman when your pants are off.
Posted by: Hammond Rye | July 28, 2013 at 07:32 PM
Woman oh woman
Have you got cheating on your mind
A woman wears a certain look when she is on the move
And a man can always tell what's on her mind
I hate to have to say it but that look's all over you
Woman Oh Woman!
Posted by: manual tomato | July 28, 2013 at 08:56 PM
Woman oh woman
Have you got cheating on your mind
A woman wears a certain look when she is on the move
And a man can always tell what's on her mind
I hate to have to say it but that look's all over you
Woman Oh Woman!
Posted by: manual tomato | July 28, 2013 at 08:59 PM
Woman oh woman
Have you got cheating on your mind
A woman wears a certain look when she is on the move
And a man can always tell what's on her mind
I hate to have to say it but that look's all over you
Woman OHHHH! Woman
Posted by: manual tomato | July 28, 2013 at 09:04 PM
The last thing he heard:
"For the last time, take out the f'in trash and leave the f'in toilet seat down."
Posted by: Loudmouth | July 28, 2013 at 10:42 PM
Sylvia Yazzie sounds like a stage name. Didn't she used to pull the heads off chickens on the Gong Show ?
Posted by: Clankie | July 28, 2013 at 11:13 PM
Didn't they open for Lindsay Lohan's band Fire Crotch?
Posted by: PirateBoy | July 28, 2013 at 11:18 PM
That would drive most guys' nuts.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 28, 2013 at 11:31 PM
Woman oh woman
Have you got cheating on your mind
A woman wears a certain look when she is on the move
And a man can always tell what's on her mind
I hate to have to say it but that look's all over you
Woman Oh Woman
Posted by: manual tomato | July 28, 2013 at 11:32 PM
she was arrested for disturbing the piece
in his pants
Posted by: ligirl | July 29, 2013 at 08:43 AM
I have friends who call that foreplay.
Posted by: Marquis de Sade | July 29, 2013 at 02:26 PM
That's why I always insist on double-bagging.
Posted by: JD | July 29, 2013 at 04:51 PM