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July 28, 2013

WOMEN

Do not mess with them.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

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Yow!

I would stay way off her lawn.

That sounds like an ouch alright.

According to some studies, women commit as much or more domestic violence as men.

Huma's had enough??

So I guess 'Scrotum Grabbers' and 'Testicle Yankers' would not be good names for rock bands?

Seems as though he should invest in some pants.

1. Ouch

2. Never argue with a woman when your pants are off.


Woman oh woman
Have you got cheating on your mind
A woman wears a certain look when she is on the move
And a man can always tell what's on her mind
I hate to have to say it but that look's all over you

Woman Oh Woman!

Woman oh woman
Have you got cheating on your mind
A woman wears a certain look when she is on the move
And a man can always tell what's on her mind
I hate to have to say it but that look's all over you

Woman Oh Woman!

Woman oh woman
Have you got cheating on your mind
A woman wears a certain look when she is on the move
And a man can always tell what's on her mind
I hate to have to say it but that look's all over you

Woman OHHHH! Woman

The last thing he heard:

"For the last time, take out the f'in trash and leave the f'in toilet seat down."

Sylvia Yazzie sounds like a stage name. Didn't she used to pull the heads off chickens on the Gong Show ?

Didn't they open for Lindsay Lohan's band Fire Crotch?

That would drive most guys' nuts.

Woman oh woman
Have you got cheating on your mind
A woman wears a certain look when she is on the move
And a man can always tell what's on her mind
I hate to have to say it but that look's all over you

Woman Oh Woman

she was arrested for disturbing the piece

in his pants

I have friends who call that foreplay.

That's why I always insist on double-bagging.

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