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July 30, 2013

TIME FOR STRICT FEDERAL CONTROLS

In separate incidents, two men allegedly assaulted their girlfriends with pizza, police report.

(Thanks to Chris Elzi and Rob Simbeck)

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When a goon hits your eye with a big pizza pie, that's amore.

All we are asking, is give pizza a chance.

I saw Carolina Pizza Assault open for Meat Loaf.

We need to channel all this negative energy into constructive directions. How about a round of pizza disk golf? Pasties are better exercise, but you can't get as good a spin on 'em.

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