TIME FOR STRICT FEDERAL CONTROLS
In separate incidents, two men allegedly assaulted their girlfriends with pizza, police report.
(Thanks to Chris Elzi and Rob Simbeck)
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July 30, 2013
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When a goon hits your eye with a big pizza pie, that's amore.
Posted by: ubetcha | July 30, 2013 at 12:29 PM
All we are asking, is give pizza a chance.
Posted by: Ralph | July 30, 2013 at 01:59 PM
I saw Carolina Pizza Assault open for Meat Loaf.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 30, 2013 at 04:12 PM
We need to channel all this negative energy into constructive directions. How about a round of pizza disk golf? Pasties are better exercise, but you can't get as good a spin on 'em.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | July 30, 2013 at 04:43 PM