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That was Co!k man.
Posted by: manual tomato | July 30, 2013 at 02:53 PM
mwaaahhhhhh, laughter. bet it was a typo. NOT.
Posted by: queensbee | July 30, 2013 at 03:01 PM
I was hoping for naked ladies.
Posted by: MazarLarry | July 30, 2013 at 03:04 PM
Please initial where indicated:
GPS ____ Decline ____ Accept
CDW ____ Decline ____ Accept
BJ ____ Decline ____ Ohhhhhhh
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 30, 2013 at 03:22 PM
♪ free pair-a-dice by the dashboard light, eh?
Posted by: ligirl | July 30, 2013 at 03:28 PM
Anything's better than the diesel Fie$ta this outfit gave me in Scotland a couple of months back. And yes, I delivered it back to the airport with the radio on full blast, just the way it was when I picked it up. Furthermore, get off my lawn.
Posted by: Jan Grimsby. | July 30, 2013 at 03:32 PM
I have friends who call that foreplay.
Posted by: Marquis de Sade | July 30, 2013 at 04:16 PM
Looks like today was somebody's last day at that job, one way or another.
Posted by: padraig | July 30, 2013 at 04:20 PM
I saw that this morning. They were not best pleased to say the least.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 30, 2013 at 04:24 PM
yes padraig - it's a blown job
Posted by: ligirl | July 30, 2013 at 04:24 PM
They try... harder.
One supposes you could just let them do it until it Hertz.
Posted by: AirSix | July 30, 2013 at 06:03 PM
We'll never see that on Small Town News.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | July 30, 2013 at 06:09 PM
That's true to the response up above me. Small town news usually consists of who went over to whose house and played cards.They all stayed up until 2am and then went home and went to bed. So and so came home from the service and so and so all got together for a celebration. So and so got drunk and rolled their car. So and so lost their house. Somebody is sick and now there is a fundraiser for them. All that really good and exciting news.
Posted by: Theresa | July 30, 2013 at 06:49 PM
I had a car with a blown head gasket once. Does that count?
Posted by: Loudmouth | July 30, 2013 at 07:10 PM
"Plus weekend and holiday discounts"!
Posted by: Ms. Flukey | July 30, 2013 at 07:27 PM