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I saw Plunging Tortoise open for Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs. What a trip!
Posted by: ubetcha | July 29, 2013 at 12:02 PM
shame on dave snickering at a reptile dysfunction
Posted by: ligirl | July 29, 2013 at 12:10 PM
feels like my job!
Posted by: jon | July 29, 2013 at 12:55 PM
turtle faceplant!
Posted by: queensbee | July 29, 2013 at 01:01 PM
Wasn't that the test given to detect Replicants in Blade Runner?
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | July 29, 2013 at 01:10 PM
Aesop mentioned this.
Posted by: manual tomato | July 29, 2013 at 01:27 PM
Huge Snork at lilgirl.
You crack me up every time. Thanks.
Posted by: Desert Al | July 29, 2013 at 01:47 PM
Turtle whacks?
Posted by: 9 | July 29, 2013 at 01:51 PM
So, a tortoise tries to walk into a bar, but ...
Posted by: Omniskeptic | July 29, 2013 at 02:25 PM
One day that turtle will fly.
Posted by: Alien8 | July 29, 2013 at 03:09 PM
The internet craze that replaced planking.
Posted by: markhh | July 29, 2013 at 04:34 PM
That's what I feel like today.
Posted by: JD | July 29, 2013 at 04:45 PM
I keep thinking, "Touchdown"
Posted by: Dad-O-Lot | July 29, 2013 at 05:44 PM
Like watching that famous TV announcer destroy his career. Again and again.
Posted by: funnyman | July 29, 2013 at 05:44 PM
"GeroniPFFFTT!"
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 29, 2013 at 09:55 PM
Does it know what it is?
It is ... beginning to suspect.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | July 29, 2013 at 10:00 PM
Yeah....well, when he's alone in his hollow log, he watches video of the RBR's. So there.
Posted by: Betsy | July 29, 2013 at 11:52 PM