DEPARTMENT OF THINGS FOR WHICH WE'RE SURE THERE IS A PERFECTLY INNOCENT EXPLANATION

The Brigade said that in the past its crews have been called to a man whose penis was stuck in a toaster, and another with his manhood trapped in a vacuum cleaner.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Comments

[markhh]

toaster ?!? I don't even know her.

[Elon]

I assume he was just putting dishes away on a tall shelf in the nude, when he tumbled over and landed weiner-first in the toaster. Could have happened to anyone. At least it was off.

[JD]

If I had a nickel for every time...

[PirateBoy the (Not) Hoser]

As for the vacuum...that $ucks!

[ligirl]

i like my buns toasted,

butt

prefer a grilled weiner

[Jeff Meyerson]

Fire Brigade Tells People Not To Put Their Private Parts In Toasters

Excellent advice!

Elon, believe me nursecindy can give you a litany of incidents where people have come into the emergency room after having fallen naked onto something(light bulbs are my favorite), though a toaster is a new one.

[Wolfsong]

Puts a whole new spin on the phrase "I propose a toast!"
Shocking.
Electrifying.
Etc.

[Steve]

As soon as I read "vacuum", I knew it was England.
What's with those old perv...uh, gentlemen?
Strangely, I believe this will remain legal in Virginia.

[Meanie the Blue]

Must have been a Black & Dicker.

[ligirl]

- or a Blackend Pecker

[Meanie the Blue]

*Snouch!*

(= Snork + Ouch)