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Here is a concept. Look down.
Posted by: MikeyVA | July 30, 2013 at 02:22 PM
If there are flies in my pants, it's time to change them.
Posted by: Ralph | July 30, 2013 at 02:44 PM
I'm interested, but I'll defer buy-in until smartphone integration becomes available. Preferably, I'd like a text message alert when my fly is down but GPS shows I'm in motion. Not too much to ask, is it?
Posted by: Duncan Idaho | July 30, 2013 at 02:57 PM
Yes, look down. You see so many looking down at their phones these days, anyway.
Posted by: MazarLarry | July 30, 2013 at 03:10 PM
If the motor's in the right place, you could really run the batteries down, IYKWIMAITYD.
Posted by: jon | July 30, 2013 at 03:19 PM
(paraphrase) Drastic improvement to uncertain crotch grabbing using two strands of conductive thread.
nursecindy, has uncertain crotch grabbing been an issue for you?
Posted by: MOTW | July 30, 2013 at 03:21 PM
anthony weiner calls this Twitter
Posted by: ligirl | July 30, 2013 at 03:35 PM
Mind the gap.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 30, 2013 at 03:55 PM
MOTW, I plead the 5th.
Posted by: nursecindy | July 30, 2013 at 04:05 PM
If you don't remember that your zipper is down, what makes this guy think you'll remember his button?
Back to the drawing board, dude.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 30, 2013 at 04:17 PM
I saw Uncertain Crotch Grabbing warming up for The Buzzcocks at CBGBs in 1986. Helluva show!
Posted by: Alien8 | July 30, 2013 at 04:19 PM
Rev 1 just alerts the wearer. The next version, intended for sale to political wives, sends email to a configurable list of recipients, including Matt Drudge and the Huffington Post.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | July 30, 2013 at 04:34 PM
Discrimination. What if you wear 501s?
When the NSA gets a hold of these there will be no end to fly-snooping.
Posted by: Loudmouth | July 30, 2013 at 06:59 PM
I do not, "...grab(bing) (my) crotch uncertainly all the time."
I do it with great enthusiasm and dedication.
Posted by: Steve | July 30, 2013 at 07:35 PM
Bet it doesn't take long for suspicious girlfriends to reverse the wiring so it pings them when the zipper goes down.
Posted by: EyeGore | July 30, 2013 at 07:41 PM