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July 02, 2013

BECAUSE BODY ART IS NOT ALREADY WEIRD ENOUGH

Implantable LEDs.

(Thanks to John Gregg, who says, "Used to be, you got lit, then you got the tattoo.")

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This is just a faster way of reaching that "I've done everything I wanted to in life" stage.

*Checking my bucket list* Umm, nope.

revolting

The article was more illuminating than the concept.

What dim bulb is going to be the first to say "Dude! Guess what I just had implanted in my squash?"

I go around covering unnecessary LEDs with black tape as it is. I don't need 'em implanted, too.

I'm just now getting used to looking at all the human cartoons that I see everywhere. Please God, don't let them hear about this.

....and the LEDs get connected to a wireless internet connection.....and hackers take over your LED and print "BOOGERS" in alternating colors....Oh what a day.

Invented in Illinois, just like the A-bomb.

so, LeDud, if it starts broadcasting
'THE FORBIDDEN LEGEND OF SEX AND CHOPSTICKS'
your body kinda becomes a 'Marquee de Sade'?

*waits for the foreplay comment...*

Are they now going to say "He doesn't have the brightest bulbs in the box?"

He's a few LEDs short of a BMW.

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