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July 31, 2013

ATTENTION, NOBEL PRIZE JUDGES

Blowpaste might be the world's first oral sex lubricant that doubles as toothpaste

(Thanks to Ron G.)

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It's hard to believe there was a lower road for marketers than has already been over-explored but these guys have found it.

Well done.

It "might be"?

Boy do I feel old. I've never heard of a OSL (I'm too embarressed to say it). I probably need to start twittering. Let me google and see how that Weiner guy did it......

Now toothpaste... ? Is nothing sacred ?

I'm with you LeDud. I understand dry mouth can be a problem for some, but I didn't realize it was such an epidemic and had such far-reaching effects. I can't think of any other reason to need lubricant for such activities, but I obviously lack the experience imagination of many people.

Is it too early to buy a case to give as Christmas gifts?

Probably so. And our HR office simply wouldn't understand.

No room in the market place for this product.
Single folks don't need it because they won't take time to stop for it.
Married folks don't need it, because, let's face it, they don't have oral sex.

If you really need this stuff, you probably need to slow down.

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