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It's hard to believe there was a lower road for marketers than has already been over-explored but these guys have found it.
Well done.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | July 31, 2013 at 11:57 AM
It "might be"?
Posted by: Omniskeptic | July 31, 2013 at 12:01 PM
Boy do I feel old. I've never heard of a OSL (I'm too embarressed to say it). I probably need to start twittering. Let me google and see how that Weiner guy did it......
Posted by: LeDud | July 31, 2013 at 12:41 PM
Now toothpaste... ? Is nothing sacred ?
Posted by: Clankie | July 31, 2013 at 01:03 PM
I'm with you LeDud. I understand dry mouth can be a problem for some, but I didn't realize it was such an epidemic and had such far-reaching effects. I can't think of any other reason to need lubricant for such activities, but I obviously lack the
experienceimagination of many people.Posted by: JD | July 31, 2013 at 02:09 PM
Is it too early to buy a case to give as Christmas gifts?
Probably so. And our HR office simply wouldn't understand.
Posted by: PirateBoy, who doesn't mints words | July 31, 2013 at 02:34 PM
No room in the market place for this product.
Single folks don't need it because they won't take time to stop for it.
Married folks don't need it, because, let's face it, they don't have oral sex.
Posted by: poker | July 31, 2013 at 04:00 PM
If you really need this stuff, you probably need to slow down.
Posted by: Steve | July 31, 2013 at 06:36 PM