THEY WON'T GET FAR WITHOUT LUBRICANT
2 Men Rob Erie Man Of Condom At Knifepoint
(Thanks to Bill Hudgins, who says "They're facing a long stretch in the pokey.")
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June 27, 2013
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Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 27, 2013 at 09:13 AM
Police are hoping that someone calls in with a reservoir tip.
Posted by: 9 | June 27, 2013 at 09:16 AM
In their defense, it can be embarassing to buy them.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | June 27, 2013 at 09:18 AM
He got ribbed off.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | June 27, 2013 at 09:24 AM
'that guy looks eerie - quick! grab his condom!'
Posted by: ligirl | June 27, 2013 at 09:24 AM
was he WEARING it? what?
ok - your condom or your life....
Posted by: queensbee | June 27, 2013 at 10:14 AM
throw them in the rubber room
Posted by: ligirl | June 27, 2013 at 10:19 AM
Ewwww, I hope that it was unused. People do steal them though. I have found empty boxes sometimes.
Posted by: Theresa | June 27, 2013 at 11:28 AM
The victim planned to use it, but couldn't find a local partner who wanted to have sex.
It's called the Erie Lack of Wanna.
Posted by: Ralph | June 27, 2013 at 12:20 PM
Aieee, Ralph! That was really ... something.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | June 27, 2013 at 12:24 PM
yikes, Ralph - there's a train for every tunnel
butt
that would be an eerie canal
Posted by: ligirl | June 27, 2013 at 12:31 PM
Was he ripped off or did they just demand it from him?
Posted by: Spectbrain | June 27, 2013 at 03:59 PM
I just learned that 5 of the top 10 cities nationwide with the highest rates for auto theft are within 50 miles of my home. But at least my condoms are safe...unless they're in the glove compartment.
Posted by: JD | June 27, 2013 at 04:58 PM
Oh, the Ee-ry-a was a risin'
And the gin was gettin' low.
I scarcely think
We'll get a drink,
'Til we get to Buffalo, o , o,
'Til we get to Buffalo.
I learned that from my mother. She also taught me a song that goes:
Glorious, glorious!
One keg of beer for the four of us!
And praise be to God
That there are no more of us,
For one of us could drink it all alone.
But I don't think that one was about the Erie Canal.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | June 27, 2013 at 08:03 PM
Obligatory: They must have been really hard up.
Posted by: Loudmouth | June 27, 2013 at 11:20 PM
Rock beats scissors, scissors beats paper and knife beats condom.
Posted by: Wilbur | June 27, 2013 at 11:47 PM
Beating a condom with a knife will probably render it useless?
Posted by: Hanna | June 28, 2013 at 12:28 AM
But tender.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | June 28, 2013 at 06:55 AM