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Posted by: ligirl | June 27, 2013 at 01:23 PM
"It's certainly an experience I won't forget in a hurry. It's a warning to other people to watch where they set up there picnic in the future."
Um, this is a quote. Did the guy speak this incorrectly (unlikely, since it is a homophone), or are they unfamiliar with the English language at this particular news source? Just asking.
Posted by: 9 | June 27, 2013 at 01:23 PM
Just say 'No!'
Posted by: JG | June 27, 2013 at 02:03 PM
Looks like Alli was hungry.
Posted by: Theresa | June 27, 2013 at 02:09 PM
I hope he left the buns; those carbs are a killer!
Posted by: jon | June 27, 2013 at 02:32 PM
And I thought ants were bad.
Posted by: oldfatguy | June 27, 2013 at 03:21 PM
It's National ' Take A Banker To Lunch ' Week.
Posted by: Clankie | June 27, 2013 at 04:18 PM
"I can has cheezburger?" o.O
Posted by: Ron | June 27, 2013 at 04:41 PM
Maybe it's cause I'm not from Florida but who sets up a picnic next to gator water?
Posted by: Cheesewiz | June 27, 2013 at 05:48 PM
First it's the gators coming for your burgers, next it's the pythons eating all your mouse appetizers. You just can't hold a garden party anymore without gate crashers.
Posted by: Loudmouth | June 27, 2013 at 11:08 PM
Sure, it's cute at first... But give them a foot and next thing you know they'll want a whole leg.
Posted by: Hanna | June 28, 2013 at 12:00 AM
Cheesewiz, in Florida all water is gator water.
Posted by: ScottMGS | June 28, 2013 at 01:04 AM
They're obviously not fluffy rabbits
Rampant stereotyping
Posted by: Betsy | June 28, 2013 at 06:37 AM
I suspect the veracity of this story. The shots look static, the burgers appear to be bun-only, and the villain looks stuffed.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | June 28, 2013 at 06:42 AM
Nice product placement with the Pepsi can
Posted by: poker | June 28, 2013 at 09:24 AM
I agree with the comments in the story, that said that the whole thing looked staged. Feeding an alligator is a serious crime in Florida, as it causes them to lose their fear of humans and become dangerous. People as well as pets have been killed by such alligators.
Posted by: Ernie G | June 28, 2013 at 11:49 AM