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- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
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more likely jes checkin if he had a pistol in his pocket
Posted by: ligirl | June 27, 2013 at 01:38 PM
Nothing wrong with this as a greeting, the guys say.
"hopped in their car to get coffee..." So, "get coffee" is the new "hiking the Appalachian Trail?"
Posted by: Allen at Division | June 27, 2013 at 01:41 PM
That's sure a unique way to introduce yourself. She had a grip on the situation.
Posted by: Emmett Flatus | June 27, 2013 at 02:01 PM
Great. I'm flying to Utah today. Hope no one introduces themselves.
Posted by: wiredog | June 27, 2013 at 02:21 PM
After that introduction, who waits to meet the next day?
Posted by: MazarLarry | June 27, 2013 at 03:36 PM
wiredog - you have my sympathy. Watch out for waitresses bearing coffee pots.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | June 27, 2013 at 07:10 PM
Romance is wonderful.
Posted by: Loudmouth | June 27, 2013 at 09:30 PM
No doubt some kind of subliminal hypnotic move. Look into my eyes while I dabble with your junk, and you will follow me anywhere...
Posted by: Hanna | June 28, 2013 at 12:10 AM
Interesting from a city-planning perspective: As far as I know, the 130000 block of any street usually ends up in some other municipality (if not state or country). Classy address though: "I live in Manhattan in the West Seventies" "Well, I live in Bitter Creek in the the North One Hundred and Thirty Thousands" "You win."
Posted by: Betsy | June 28, 2013 at 12:44 AM