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June 26, 2013
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I'd be worried about sleeping or reading, no? How does this not happen all the time?
Posted by: Elon | June 26, 2013 at 03:26 PM
When she invested in the implants, she probably thought the hours spent alone playing video games were a thing of the past.
Posted by: MazarLarry | June 26, 2013 at 03:52 PM
The one time she really would have been better off being Tango Uniform.
Posted by: 9 | June 26, 2013 at 03:54 PM
Might I suggest this
Posted by: Loudmouth | June 26, 2013 at 05:20 PM
" Angry Breast Implants " would be a good name for a video game.
Posted by: Clankie | June 26, 2013 at 06:14 PM
Once a clerk in a very secretive store invited me to feel the new "water-filled" bra. I said no thanks I grew my own and she was speechless. I only go in that store to buy gift certificates for my daughter, and she grew her own as well... What's the point is what I don't understand.
Posted by: Hanna | June 26, 2013 at 06:35 PM
"Doctors say that the low quality implant combined with the pressure of laying face down for an extended period of time, caused the rupture."
BUY AMERICAN!
Posted by: SW | June 26, 2013 at 08:50 PM
She was lying for four hours? Send her to
WashingtonBeijing.Posted by: Omniskeptic | June 27, 2013 at 07:35 PM