'AND NOW, THE END IS NEAR...'
Pa. man quotes Bogart, Sinatra while DUI
(Thanks to Joe M)
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June 26, 2013
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Police later learned they had indeed arrested John Kerry doing his Bogart impression. Suspicion arose when during a Sinatra song, Kerry tossed his medals over a nearby fence in protest.
Posted by: manual tomato | June 26, 2013 at 11:41 AM
...."And I drove the...high...way!"
Posted by: PirateBoy | June 26, 2013 at 11:50 AM
Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, I have to run into a car here. Oh well, play it again, Sam. The fundamental things apply as time goes by.
Posted by: Rick | June 26, 2013 at 12:10 PM
fly me to the moon
i want to sing among the stars
i'll barf upon your shoes
cause i've closed all the bars
in other words
i will spew
in other words
(*clunk*) ...zzzzz....
Posted by: mudstuffin in klumbus | June 26, 2013 at 01:02 PM
F-f-f-f-foster B-b-brooks l-l-l-lives.
Posted by: Mr. Mark | June 26, 2013 at 01:22 PM
If he starts asking where the strawberries went it's time to lock him up.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 26, 2013 at 03:21 PM
At least he's a classy drunk.
Posted by: Loudmouth | June 26, 2013 at 05:26 PM
'doo-be doo-be doo-be doo,'
doo-dah, d-u-i duh....
Posted by: ligirl | June 26, 2013 at 05:44 PM
It was that one more for the road that did it.
Posted by: Renee (the First) | June 26, 2013 at 06:06 PM
Drunk: "You depise me don't you Ricky ?"
Police: "I suppose if I ever thought about you...I would"
Posted by: LeDud | June 26, 2013 at 08:50 PM
Coastal command aircraft: What ship is that?
Destroyer: Graf Spee.
Aircraft: Haven't you naval chaps heard of the end of the Graf Spee?
Destroyer: Which end?
Nicholas Monsarrat (The Cruel Sea, etc.) reports that as fact. Personally, I doubt it, but I wasn't there.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | June 27, 2013 at 07:33 PM