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May 29, 2013

WHY THE LONG FACE?

Owner forced to clean up mess after pony poops in store

(Thanks to Poker)

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Code brown. Aisle 3.

At least it didn't hit the fan.

Police said Saviano has an extensive criminal history dating back to 1988. He's been charged with domestic assault, disorderly conduct, malicious destruction of property and driving under the influence of alcohol, among other things.

Is he and the pony available for birthday parties?

But officer, he insists on picking out his own wine.

It must be a service pony; otherwise, it wouldn't be allowed in the store.

nursecindy-
Another article explained that he was coming from a child's birthday party. And no, this wasn't in Florida

Hey, fair is fair. I'm sure whenever he poops in a store the pony is forced to clean up his mess.

Police were called to a liquor store Monday night for reports of property damage, but the story is far stranger than it sounds...

must've been a night mare

After pony poops in store
Doo Dah, Doo Dah
Owner has to clean the floor
Oh Doo Dah Day!

Do pooping ponies prefer Pinot Noir or Dom Perignon?

Rhode Island? Between his equine companion and his criminal record, I assumed it was Arizona.

Or, of course, certain horsey parts of Michigan.

Was it a Sh!tland pony?

Well, it's a good thing he didn't have an elephant.

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