WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?
A former Microsoft executive plans to create the first U.S. national marijuana brand...
(Thanks to manual tomato)
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May 31, 2013
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Do NOT buy the "Vista Gold."
Posted by: padraig | May 31, 2013 at 12:22 PM
Explains where the Windows 8 Start Menu went. Genius Execs. at M$ lay down the bong and plan to 'put it back' with Windows 8.1.
Posted by: manual tomato | May 31, 2013 at 12:26 PM
hhmmm.. Blue Screen of Death could be a bit too literal.
Posted by: markhh | May 31, 2013 at 12:26 PM
If Microsoft involved, I foresee a lotta crashing...
Posted by: Bill Hudgins | May 31, 2013 at 12:35 PM
Be sure to update your antivirus protection and do not confuse the multiple tiny icons.
I'll wait for the Mac version.
Posted by: Ralph | May 31, 2013 at 12:40 PM
Finally, an add-on that makes other Microsoft products bearable.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | May 31, 2013 at 01:01 PM
Watch out for those automatic updates....who knows WHAT might happen......
Posted by: Wolfsong | May 31, 2013 at 01:09 PM
Behind the curve again. Google has been in this business for years. After an hour or so on one or the other of my Android devices, I'm dazed, confused, my eyes are red, and I'm ... um, like people tell me you get when you smoke, ah, stuff. Or so they say.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | May 31, 2013 at 01:59 PM
YOU ARE ALL IDIOTS! I HAVE BEEN RUNNING POT '13 FOR 29 WEEKS WITHOUT A SINGLE bOTch, AND YOU CAN'T EVEN BOOT YOUR SYSTEMS! NOT TO MENTION MICROSOFT BOB, THE GREATEST UI EVER!
Posted by: Just Some Guy | May 31, 2013 at 02:19 PM
MSFT products have always been notorious for eating up lots of memory... what was my point?
Posted by: random thunking | May 31, 2013 at 02:19 PM
This is mostly being handled by open-source groups right now.
Posted by: Alien8 | May 31, 2013 at 02:23 PM
Anticipates Jamen Shively high speed chase footage on COPS.
Posted by: manual tomato | May 31, 2013 at 02:45 PM
i admire his grassroots effort
Posted by: ligirl | May 31, 2013 at 04:10 PM
I'll just burn a bootleg copy.
Posted by: WVplantman | May 31, 2013 at 04:32 PM
Windows changing name to Doors of Perception.
Posted by: Clankie | May 31, 2013 at 06:29 PM
As I understand it, MT, they're not bringing back the Start Menu, but the Start Button. Which is an excellent example of them Missing the Point. And probably ... um ... sampling the new product, as well.
Posted by: Richard the Weasel-Hearted | May 31, 2013 at 11:39 PM
Goes great with a ROM and Coke.
Posted by: PirateBoy | June 01, 2013 at 01:15 AM
M$ 8.1 first BETA due to be released as early as June complete with a start button, but no Start Menu with this BETA release. You are correct Sir RTWH. The geniuses claim user feedback dictated the removal of the start menu. My user feedback after installing Windows 8.1 BETA will be sent back with non interrupted use of the word 'moron'.
*My wife, the one wearing the brains, said, "That should really make them listen to you calling them morons."
Posted by: manual tomato | June 01, 2013 at 01:39 AM
I cannot image Bill Gates stoned.
Just cannot imagine it.
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | June 01, 2013 at 08:38 AM
Duuuude, yoour money is sooo wasted.
We all know grass is a Gatesway drug.
Posted by: Loudmouth | June 01, 2013 at 09:04 AM
Oh, come on. If Microsoft really listened to user feedback, they'd have been roasting in hell for years.
Posted by: Steve | June 01, 2013 at 09:39 AM
1st the firewall won't allow you to light it. You get it lit and it slows down and hardly burns while it thinks about existence. Sometimes you get high, sometimes you just scream. Then it updates and restarts so you lose your high. Then when you try to use open source drugs it sends you an injunction. And BTW, no one likes the pad, pod or phone versions.
Duuuude yoour money is sooo wasted.
Posted by: Loudmouth | June 01, 2013 at 10:08 AM
Anybody else notice the article was edited by Mr Hay ?
Posted by: oneblankspace | June 01, 2013 at 01:10 PM