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Burger King Introduces A Hands-Free Whopper Holder
(Thanks to Chuck Cody)
Another Version: Burger King creates hands free Whopper holder
(Thanks to Jeff Spotts)
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Burger King Introduces A Hands-Free Whopper Holder
(Thanks to Chuck Cody)
Another Version: Burger King creates hands free Whopper holder
(Thanks to Jeff Spotts)
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Cue standard whopper-holding jokes.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | May 31, 2013 at 10:25 AM
Will be offered first in Wal-Marts to the scooter people.
Also, I'm pretty sure the guy pictured is playing World of Warcraft. "South Park" did an episode about this...
Posted by: Allen at Division | May 31, 2013 at 10:28 AM
Fifteen years ago, BK came out with a left-handed Whopper®. On April 1.
Posted by: oneblankspace | May 31, 2013 at 10:46 AM
Well, if it isn't a joke, I'm going to say that WALL-E looks more prophetic daily.
Posted by: FredKey | May 31, 2013 at 10:56 AM
ALL RIGHTY THEN.
Posted by: MikeyVA | May 31, 2013 at 11:37 AM
And yet we still have to hold our fries and soft drink. When will the cruelty end?
Posted by: Schadeboy | May 31, 2013 at 11:48 AM
Interesting idea. But the major down size is that you have to eat a whopper...
Posted by: JG | May 31, 2013 at 11:49 AM
This is a real productivity enhancer.
ATTENTION: NOBEL JUDGES
Posted by: poker | May 31, 2013 at 11:50 AM
The guy in the photo looks like he is applying a tattoo while employing the device. Seems consistent with the strict standards I would expect for such establishments.
Posted by: Home4good | May 31, 2013 at 12:00 PM
Schadey's right, definitely needs a cupholder. Plus a little mount for the smart phone.
Posted by: padraig | May 31, 2013 at 12:08 PM
It just occurred to me that Bob Dylan would look natural using one of these.
Posted by: WVplantman | May 31, 2013 at 12:21 PM
Puttin on the feed cup.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | May 31, 2013 at 01:02 PM
Next up, the predigested and injectable Whopper......
Posted by: Wolfsong | May 31, 2013 at 01:12 PM
That's going to interfere with moaning and complaining about your stomach aching.
Posted by: Clankie | May 31, 2013 at 02:16 PM
This IS a fricken joke, right? Right?
Posted by: Alien8 | May 31, 2013 at 02:33 PM
Oh swell...sex and a sandwich simultaneously and maybe watch a little football at the same time
Posted by: Spectbrain | May 31, 2013 at 02:40 PM
Because the last thing you want to do while eating at a fastfood restaurant is to burn off excessive calories by HOLDING the damn thing.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | May 31, 2013 at 02:40 PM
Dear Blog guys,
If you use one of these in front of your sweetie chances are real good that you will never get past first base, iykwim.
Posted by: nursecindy | May 31, 2013 at 05:05 PM
Is there a guy who lifts my fourth whopper into the holder when I'm done with my third?
Posted by: Bob | May 31, 2013 at 05:40 PM
Dear Blog guys,
Further to nursecindy, if you use one of these, you will never even get into the ballpark...
Posted by: BevfromNYC | May 31, 2013 at 08:02 PM
WV, that's the first thing I thought. Oh, the times they are a changing, waaawaawaaaaawaaawaaawa, chomp.
Posted by: Loudmouth | June 01, 2013 at 08:55 AM
Oh, yeah. It looks sort of S&M, too. The consumable version of a ball gag.
Posted by: Loudmouth | June 01, 2013 at 08:57 AM
If you use one of these, you will never even get into the ballpark, but you may get to meet nursecindy or one of her colleagues in the ER.
Posted by: Ernie G | June 01, 2013 at 03:51 PM