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The guy is a dead ringer for my brother in law and this is definitely something he would do.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 30, 2013 at 10:45 AM
Naked or drunk is fine, I suppose, but not both!
Posted by: jon | May 30, 2013 at 10:47 AM
Okay armchair psychologists, whats the significance of him going into a dryer ?
Posted by: LeDud | May 30, 2013 at 12:12 PM
If the neighbor's dryer is like mine: #1 - it's in the basement and not easily accessible and #2 - it won't hold a normal-sized person inside.
Posted by: Home4good | May 30, 2013 at 12:14 PM
LeDud, I suspect he was attempting to return to a womb-like environment and this was the closest thing he could find. Maybe he was attempting to relive his pre-birth existence and thus feel closer to nature. OR he was high as a kite and was trying to hide from the cops.
Posted by: nursecindy | May 30, 2013 at 12:20 PM
LeDud and NC, he was drunk....so obviously he was just trying to dry out.
Posted by: Wolfsong | May 30, 2013 at 01:32 PM
Was he wrinkle-free?
Posted by: Jan in Grimsby | May 30, 2013 at 03:53 PM
LeDud, he may have been hoping to find a dryer sheet to cover up with. But then again, if it were the Bounce brand, that could cause additional embarrassing issues.
Posted by: Terry | May 30, 2013 at 06:06 PM
If I had a nickel for every time I...
Posted by: JD | May 30, 2013 at 07:18 PM