THERE IS NO KNOWN DEFENSE
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May 30, 2013
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Posted by: Steve (The 24 Guy) | May 30, 2013 at 11:38 AM
I used to have a weaponized Bobcat, but I traded it in on a Stryker.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | May 30, 2013 at 12:20 PM
I saw Eartha Steward and the Voles open for Huey Lewis and the News back in '87.
Posted by: Schadeboy | May 30, 2013 at 12:41 PM
"...I am not much love for voles right now. ..."
I am not much love for bobcat urine, weaponized or otherwise right now......
Posted by: Wolfsong | May 30, 2013 at 01:27 PM
I support strict federal controls...
Posted by: Ms. Flukey | May 30, 2013 at 02:10 PM
I thought they opened for Ted Nugent, Steve.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 30, 2013 at 04:22 PM