SCIENCE
Antibiotic Protects Men from Attractive Women
(Thanks to Loudmouth)
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May 01, 2013
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Take two antidiotics and call us in the morning.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | May 01, 2013 at 08:22 AM
Someone's been putting that in my drink for years.
That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.
Posted by: wiredog | May 01, 2013 at 08:39 AM
If women take it, does it protect them from unattractive men?
Posted by: Omniskeptic | May 01, 2013 at 09:07 AM
This money trust game is played all the time, usually with dinner and drinks.
Posted by: Allen at Division | May 01, 2013 at 09:16 AM
I guess I'll just let my sinus infection work itself out naturally. Apparently I'm more attractive with yellow-green goop seeping from my nose.
Posted by: padraig | May 01, 2013 at 11:47 AM
I think cold showers are more holistic for men.
Posted by: LeDud | May 01, 2013 at 12:06 PM
I have friends who call that "foreplay."
Posted by: Marquis de Sade | May 01, 2013 at 12:32 PM
The real solution is to spend all your money and stay broke. Then you don't have anything to worry about. Eunichs don't have this problem I bet.
Posted by: EyeGore | May 01, 2013 at 12:41 PM
Any women care to comment?
Posted by: Elon | May 01, 2013 at 01:37 PM
Costello: " Mother told me never marry a pretty girl. "
Abbott: " Why ? "
Costello: " Because she might run away. "
Abbott: " If you marry an ugly girl, she might run away too. "
Costello: " Yes, but who cares ? "
Posted by: Clankie | May 01, 2013 at 01:52 PM
Now wait a darn minute! I don't care what you guys think we women are not out to take your money. All we want are an honest, caring, nice guy. A sense of humor is also a must. Now, padraig blow your nose and wipe the snot off your face. LeDud, get out of the shower before too much shrinkage occurs and as for the rest of you, Clankie, Eyegore, Allen at Division etc... *SMACKS*!
Posted by: nursecindy | May 01, 2013 at 02:16 PM
methinks the lady doeth protest too much...
Truth be told though, you echo my feelings as well NC, a sincere laugh, smile and sense of humor trump fake boobs any day. I count myself lucky to be with a lady with those attributes (not the fake boobs).
Posted by: WVplantman | May 01, 2013 at 02:27 PM
Nurse Cindy, I concur. Besides, there's nothing I would need with a man's money that I can't get for myself with my mad couponing skills. All I want is a guy with strong faith, a good sense of humor, and the courtesy not to speak when I am watching Denver Broncos games or any movies based on comic books.
Posted by: The Minx | May 01, 2013 at 02:39 PM
He must also have extensive knowledge of Dave's books.
Posted by: nursecindy | May 01, 2013 at 03:06 PM
Ditto, my friend. All I want is a man who will treat me well. I don't care what kind of money he makes or whether or not he's hot. I just want a companion to go through this life with and with whom I can share interests and just generally mesh with. That's harder to find than I ever thought.
Posted by: Diva | May 01, 2013 at 04:54 PM
I join in the smackage of men. Yay, nursecindy!
Posted by: Auntie M | May 01, 2013 at 08:21 PM
Wait, wait -- slow down. I'm taking notes. So in summary, sleeveless t shirts and domestic abuse, bad. Caring, sensitive, nurturing, good? How about mullets?
Posted by: Omniskeptic | May 02, 2013 at 07:53 AM
In other words, every woman was a potential "honey trap."
And every man only wants sex, yeah yeah blah blah.
If I only had a nickel for every time I encountered
stereotypes...I could probably hire a good hooker.
[But that would be wrong...]
Posted by: funny man | May 02, 2013 at 11:26 AM
No mullets, Omni.
Posted by: nursecindy | May 02, 2013 at 11:40 AM