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Ladies of New York: The Wiener is in!
Posted by: Allen at Division | May 29, 2013 at 11:52 AM
New York City, the world's largest collection of sado-masochists
Posted by: KJP | May 29, 2013 at 11:53 AM
Nothing surprises me anymore. Especially since Mark Sanford won his election in S.C. a few weeks ago. The joke here is he wants to improve relations with South America.
Posted by: nursecindy | May 29, 2013 at 12:14 PM
ugh. well, i cant vote in nyc. thankfully. he is a WEINER!!
Posted by: queensbee | May 29, 2013 at 12:43 PM
If it was the New York Post, the headline would be:
New York Men Love Weiner
Yous got a problem wit dat?
Posted by: JD | May 29, 2013 at 12:58 PM
Weiner rises among men.
Posted by: Bill Hudgins | May 29, 2013 at 01:01 PM
No, no... it's Oscar MAYOR.
Posted by: Head_Smashed_In | May 29, 2013 at 01:28 PM
Nobody asked this man.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 29, 2013 at 01:54 PM
Men have always been pro weiner.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | May 29, 2013 at 02:40 PM
Is that like pro bono?
Posted by: Omniskeptic | May 29, 2013 at 03:00 PM
More like pro boner.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | May 29, 2013 at 03:01 PM
If you can
Make it there
....it's unlikely you'd make it anywhere else.
Does he have a running mate named Bun?
Posted by: Wolfsong | May 29, 2013 at 03:04 PM
swell!
Posted by: Home4good | May 29, 2013 at 03:04 PM
No, Wolfy, his running mate is Holder.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | May 29, 2013 at 03:31 PM
*snork*
Posted by: Wolfsong | May 29, 2013 at 03:41 PM
They probably thought they were voting in a poll (poll! ha!) for favorite body part.
Posted by: FredKey | May 29, 2013 at 06:17 PM
Baloney (or is it bologna).
Posted by: Loudmouth | May 29, 2013 at 07:49 PM