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May 31, 2013


A TRAIN DRIVER on Melbourne’s Sunbury line was caught masturbating in the driver’s cabin after he told passengers there would be a “short delay”.

(Thanks to Janice Gelb)


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Good thing Barry White wasn't driving.

He'd probably just gone through a tunnel and felt inspired.

I suspect more than just the delay was short...

Everyone sing, "He'll be coming round the mountain when he comes..."

"How long is it?"

"That's rather a personal question."

If you believe this is real, you're a bigger fool than the person that thought it up. That location has trains running past every minute,or less, is visible to office workers and other train drivers, video cameras, trains go no more than 30 k's past that area, or a lot less. As well it said Ticket
Inspectors entered the cab and caught him, Ticket inspectors CAN'T access the drivers cab. This story is going viral, because some village idiot posted it on a blog posing as news, that no one would normally read.

I have friends who call that foreplay.

Oh, Murray, you're just jealous.

The inspectors had entered the driver’s cabin and found Ian Higgins, 34, masturbating. He was completely naked.

I am speechless.

He was probably obsessing on visions of trains going in and out of tunnels.

Murray's correct. This could not happen. It is something that one would normally expect to appear in The Onion.

But Murray's caps lock is evidently broken.

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