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Good thing Barry White wasn't driving.
Posted by: Just Some Guy | May 31, 2013 at 08:13 AM
He'd probably just gone through a tunnel and felt inspired.
Posted by: Steve | May 31, 2013 at 09:36 AM
I suspect more than just the delay was short...
Posted by: wiredog | May 31, 2013 at 09:39 AM
Everyone sing, "He'll be coming round the mountain when he comes..."
Posted by: Zippy | May 31, 2013 at 10:14 AM
"How long is it?"
"That's rather a personal question."
Posted by: Omniskeptic | May 31, 2013 at 10:17 AM
If you believe this is real, you're a bigger fool than the person that thought it up. That location has trains running past every minute,or less, is visible to office workers and other train drivers, video cameras, trains go no more than 30 k's past that area, or a lot less. As well it said Ticket
Inspectors entered the cab and caught him, Ticket inspectors CAN'T access the drivers cab. This story is going viral, because some village idiot posted it on a blog posing as news, that no one would normally read.
Posted by: Murray | May 31, 2013 at 11:10 AM
I have friends who call that foreplay.
Posted by: Marquis de Sade | May 31, 2013 at 11:33 AM
Oh, Murray, you're just jealous.
Posted by: Just Some Guy | May 31, 2013 at 02:14 PM
The inspectors had entered the driver’s cabin and found Ian Higgins, 34, masturbating. He was completely naked.
I am speechless.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 31, 2013 at 02:51 PM
He was probably obsessing on visions of trains going in and out of tunnels.
Posted by: WVplantman | May 31, 2013 at 04:30 PM
Murray's correct. This could not happen. It is something that one would normally expect to appear in The Onion.
Posted by: afkat | May 31, 2013 at 07:14 PM
But Murray's caps lock is evidently broken.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | June 01, 2013 at 07:48 AM