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Was his name Homer Simpson?
Posted by: JG | May 29, 2013 at 12:05 PM
IT'S NOT
ABOUT
THE
PENCIL
Posted by: ligirl | May 29, 2013 at 12:11 PM
he recalled that as a boy he had once fallen and had a serious nosebleed.
If you ram a pencil up your nose, I guess you would have a "serious nosebleed".
Posted by: markhh | May 29, 2013 at 12:26 PM
If it had gone in backwards would it have erased his memory?
Posted by: Layzeeboy | May 29, 2013 at 12:32 PM
Snork@Layzeeboy.
Posted by: nursecindy | May 29, 2013 at 12:39 PM
"...he recalled that as a boy he had once fallen and had a serious nosebleed."
And he's been looking for something to write with ever since.
It's always in the last place you look.
Posted by: JD | May 29, 2013 at 12:51 PM
*snork* @ lazy -
did he do #2 in his pants?
Posted by: ligirl | May 29, 2013 at 02:53 PM
Pencil me in!
Posted by: Wolfsong | May 29, 2013 at 03:00 PM
Under Obamacare he would be prescribed two aspirin and told to come back tomorrow.
Posted by: Emmett Flatus | May 29, 2013 at 03:15 PM
2B or not 2B?
Posted by: Jan in Grimsby | May 29, 2013 at 03:42 PM
Boy, have we got a girl for him...
Posted by: padraig | May 29, 2013 at 04:04 PM
I think I would have noticed something like that, but I'm not a blanket that one throws over ones legs when it gets cold out.
Posted by: MikeyVA | May 29, 2013 at 07:53 PM