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Posted by: Omniskeptic | May 31, 2013 at 08:34 AM
Nuclear weapons trump all other arguments.
Protect the right to bear arms.
Or talk softly and carry a big schtick.
Posted by: Ralph | May 31, 2013 at 09:02 AM
I've agreed with people pointing guns at me.
But, not really. They were wrong. It just seemed impolite to point that out at the time.
Posted by: Steve | May 31, 2013 at 09:22 AM
Actually, I think cyber warfare will eventually trump (no pun intended) nukes. Imagine Kim Jong Un frantically clicking the "Launch" button and getting nothing but popup ads for ESPN.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | May 31, 2013 at 10:15 AM
Would blowing a whistle help me win arguments too?
Posted by: FredKey | May 31, 2013 at 10:59 AM
THIS ARTICLE IS IDIOTIC ! AM I RIGHT ?
Posted by: LeDud | May 31, 2013 at 12:00 PM
NO! THIS ARTICLE IS GENUINE FACT! WHAT ARE YOU BLIND? HOW CAN YOU NOT SEE THIS? MORON!
Posted by: Elon | May 31, 2013 at 01:04 PM
HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS ARTICLE IS GENUINE FACT, ELON?
Posted by: nursecindy | May 31, 2013 at 02:05 PM
Did they test this with Chris Matthews?
Posted by: Chris Elzi | May 31, 2013 at 02:13 PM
Double *snork* at Omni.....
Posted by: Wolfsong | May 31, 2013 at 03:17 PM
Works for resident border collie.
Posted by: Jan In Grimsby | May 31, 2013 at 04:56 PM
Works for resident border collie.
Posted by: Jan in Grimsby | May 31, 2013 at 04:59 PM
Shouting ? What happened to cursing ?
Posted by: Clankie | May 31, 2013 at 06:40 PM
NOTHING #(*@ING HAPPENED TO #*%&ING CURSES!
Posted by: Himmler | May 31, 2013 at 07:37 PM
People, people. Please. Can't we find a topic that's less controversial? Here, I'll begin. Is it possible to pop a wheelie on a shaft drive bike?
Posted by: Omniskeptic | June 01, 2013 at 07:45 AM
Well, Omni, it would depend on who is goosing you.
Posted by: Steve | June 01, 2013 at 09:41 AM
You wouldn't believe the vituperation that topic used to generate on rec.motorcycles.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | June 01, 2013 at 10:39 AM