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May 31, 2013

BEER IS ALSO HELPFUL

The best way to win an argument? Shout louder than everyone else and people will simply assume you're right.

(Thanks to Rob Simbeck)

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I would provide a list of public figures who already knew this, but there isn't time left before the sun burns out.

Type specimen sample: Anyone on Fox News.

Nuclear weapons trump all other arguments.

Protect the right to bear arms.

Or talk softly and carry a big schtick.

I've agreed with people pointing guns at me.
But, not really. They were wrong. It just seemed impolite to point that out at the time.

Actually, I think cyber warfare will eventually trump (no pun intended) nukes. Imagine Kim Jong Un frantically clicking the "Launch" button and getting nothing but popup ads for ESPN.

Would blowing a whistle help me win arguments too?

THIS ARTICLE IS IDIOTIC ! AM I RIGHT ?

NO! THIS ARTICLE IS GENUINE FACT! WHAT ARE YOU BLIND? HOW CAN YOU NOT SEE THIS? MORON!

HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS ARTICLE IS GENUINE FACT, ELON?

Did they test this with Chris Matthews?

Double *snork* at Omni.....

Works for resident border collie.

Works for resident border collie.

Shouting ? What happened to cursing ?

NOTHING #(*@ING HAPPENED TO #*%&ING CURSES!

People, people. Please. Can't we find a topic that's less controversial? Here, I'll begin. Is it possible to pop a wheelie on a shaft drive bike?

Well, Omni, it would depend on who is goosing you.

You wouldn't believe the vituperation that topic used to generate on rec.motorcycles.

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