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There are many experiences that will leave life-long memories: your first love, your wedding day (and night), the birth of your children, stepping barefoot on a slug in the dark.
That was 51 years ago and I still shiver when I think of it.
Posted by: Steve | May 30, 2013 at 04:44 PM
Looks like someone coughed up a lung.
Posted by: bonmot | May 30, 2013 at 04:47 PM
They look tasty. What? I'm just sayin'.
Posted by: JD | May 30, 2013 at 05:54 PM
What's he big deal about a giant red pepper?
It isn't a pepper? It's what?
Oh.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 30, 2013 at 06:02 PM
Did somebody steal its shell?
Posted by: nursecindy | May 30, 2013 at 06:04 PM
Without clicking the link, since it IS Australia, that thing is extremely poisonous, isn't it?
Posted by: Spiny Norman | May 30, 2013 at 06:06 PM
Well, it says nothing about the monstrous slug being poisonous, but there was this:
carnivorous, cannibal land snails that roam the mountaintop...
Yeeeps! o_O
Posted by: Spiny Norman | May 30, 2013 at 06:22 PM
Nice punked out dye job, dude
Posted by: Betsy | May 30, 2013 at 06:35 PM
Satan Slug.
Posted by: Loudmouth | May 30, 2013 at 07:09 PM
We're gonna need A LOT more garlic butter.
Posted by: Jan in Grimsby | May 30, 2013 at 07:21 PM
They say this is a "new" slug? I think not. I think this is just the first time a human being has seen it and survived. He survived, right? Has anyone checked if he's been seen since he sent the picture?
Posted by: padraig | May 30, 2013 at 07:48 PM
Australia -- just one of those magical places where giant, fluorescent pink slugs will eat you.
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | May 30, 2013 at 08:57 PM
But just to put this in perspective - that's the side of large mountain and the green stuff is a forest of full-sized trees...
Posted by: BevfromNYC | May 30, 2013 at 09:41 PM
Cannibal Land Snails is a tribute band for Fine Young Cannibals.
Posted by: Dan Barr | May 31, 2013 at 08:54 AM
Reminds me of the old tourism commercial:
In the beginning, when God created the world, He had some things left over, so He created Australia.
Posted by: oneblankspace | May 31, 2013 at 10:41 AM
Looks like fresh beef tongue.
What?
Posted by: Wolfsong | May 31, 2013 at 03:09 PM