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When she broke his knife she should have broken his other weapon IYKWIM.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | April 26, 2013 at 02:41 PM
I hope "beating him into submission" took a while and that she was thorough
Posted by: Hammond Rye | April 26, 2013 at 03:01 PM
So Jack Bauer has a sister in the Navy. That is good to know.
Posted by: The Minx | April 26, 2013 at 04:25 PM
So THAT's what y'all mean by pussy whipped.
Posted by: World's Oldest Living Brain Donor | April 26, 2013 at 08:31 PM
Awesome.
Posted by: Monique | April 26, 2013 at 11:28 PM
Good for her! Hope she gets a promotion out of this.
Posted by: PirateBoy | April 28, 2013 at 06:51 PM
I have friends who call that "foreplay."
Posted by: Marquis de Sade | April 29, 2013 at 12:42 PM
Wait, she put him in a "strange"hold? He went looking for a little strange and it got even stranger?
Posted by: Doctor Strange | April 29, 2013 at 04:53 PM