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Well, that boat was shot full of holes by the police. So if Taylor Swift takes this on the water, she might not be coming back.
Posted by: David Emery | April 23, 2013 at 12:36 PM
Sorry, I'm through with the Onion. Better luck next time.
Posted by: Alien8 | April 23, 2013 at 01:01 PM
'Swiftboat'
HAAA!!!
Posted by: Head_Smashed_In | April 23, 2013 at 01:23 PM
Mebbe she heard that the motor wuz of a type commonly referred to as a "Long-Shaft"
... ?
Posted by: O the Umanity | April 23, 2013 at 01:27 PM
lol! love this...
Posted by: judi | April 23, 2013 at 01:42 PM
There are a couple of funds set up to replace the boat, especially since in addition to having some holes (what could possibly go wrong?) it might be evidence for awhile.
My favorite posting shortly after everything came down was "You know that somewhere in Waterton a wife is saying to her husband 'I told you that boat was trouble.'"
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | April 23, 2013 at 02:21 PM
If he ever does get the boat back, it'll bring a small fortune on eBay, bloodstains and all.
Posted by: joe | April 23, 2013 at 03:31 PM