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April 23, 2013


Taylor Swift Now Dating Watertown Boat


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Well, that boat was shot full of holes by the police. So if Taylor Swift takes this on the water, she might not be coming back.

Sorry, I'm through with the Onion. Better luck next time.



Mebbe she heard that the motor wuz of a type commonly referred to as a "Long-Shaft"
... ?

lol! love this...

There are a couple of funds set up to replace the boat, especially since in addition to having some holes (what could possibly go wrong?) it might be evidence for awhile.

My favorite posting shortly after everything came down was "You know that somewhere in Waterton a wife is saying to her husband 'I told you that boat was trouble.'"

If he ever does get the boat back, it'll bring a small fortune on eBay, bloodstains and all.

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