WHY THIS IS THE GREATEST NATION ON EARTH
(Thanks to Steve "The Amazing Steve" Pietrowicz)
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April 23, 2013
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Tastes jsut as good today as it did in 1999.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | April 23, 2013 at 10:05 AM
I feel confident that, if it weren't for preservatives, I wouldn't look as good as I do.
Posted by: Steve | April 23, 2013 at 10:12 AM
sheeeeeeeee-nanigans!
Posted by: mudstuffin | April 23, 2013 at 10:18 AM
I gotta say that disintegrated pickle is pretty nasty.
Posted by: Steve (The 24 Guy) | April 23, 2013 at 10:39 AM
Good news for us preppers! Headin' for Mickey D's to load up the bunker now!
Posted by: FredKey | April 23, 2013 at 11:14 AM
i saw disintegrated pickle open for iggy pop in '87.
Posted by: mudstuffin | April 23, 2013 at 11:30 AM
Mr. Whipple, please don't squeeze the McBurgers!
(Hint: think of where the MCB and TP both end up)
Posted by: funny man | April 23, 2013 at 12:05 PM
Definitely shenanigans, mudstuffin. Several years ago, I was flat broke and when the local McDonalds was having 2 for $1 specials (Tuesdays, IIRC), I'd stock up on them and store most of them in the fridge. I forgot about a few for about 2 weeks or so, and when I pulled them out of the back of the fridge, the bread was stiff and already moldy.
Then I read this:
David Whipple kept the fast food meal for a month to show friends how the preservative-packed [yeah, it's called "salt"] hamburger would keep its composure.
In the pictures at the Daily Mail (imagine if the National Enquirer were a daily...), the bread is clearly still pliable. Sorry, I ain't buyin' this.
Posted by: Spiny Norman | April 23, 2013 at 12:38 PM
Spiny, I think an experiment is in order. Go buy a Mcsnarfer and put it in your coat pocket. No....multiple coat pockets. Report monthly. We'll be behind you....all the way.
Posted by: LeDud | April 23, 2013 at 12:59 PM
It's been renamed the Dick Clark Burger.
Posted by: Clankie | April 23, 2013 at 02:35 PM
Ha!
Posted by: Spiny Norman | April 23, 2013 at 03:11 PM
What happened to the cheeseburger listed on the receipt? Maybe the hamburger ate it? Fast food cannibalism? Next on CNN.....
Posted by: Make It Rain | April 23, 2013 at 04:37 PM