WE HOPE IT WAS HIS SHADE
Man Caught Stealing 102 Bottles of Nail Polish
(Thanks to Ron G.)
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April 23, 2013
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That could do a lot of toenails.
Posted by: Theresa | April 23, 2013 at 06:55 PM
This guy definitely goes on the list of nominees for Criminal Mastermind of the Week.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | April 23, 2013 at 07:47 PM
So store security nailed this guy?
Was he planning on painting the town red, indigo or sky blue?
Posted by: PirateBoy | April 23, 2013 at 07:54 PM
With a name like Gonzalez, he's definitely not Polish.
Posted by: Clankie | April 23, 2013 at 08:21 PM
Marco will make a misdeameanor when his public defender gets receipts from CVS paying .38 cents a piece for the pilfered polish.
Posted by: manual tomato | April 23, 2013 at 08:44 PM
Over on the Group W bench they asked "watcha do" ...and they all moved away.
Posted by: Loudmouth | April 23, 2013 at 09:19 PM
Yet another example of price gouging by large chain-type stores ... he should've shopped around ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | April 23, 2013 at 10:36 PM
When stocking up on swap meet merchandise, they usually have their kids do the pilfering, because the kids won't get in so much trouble when they're caught.
Most stores have those multi-blade razor cartridges under lock and key now because of them.
Posted by: Spiny Norman | April 24, 2013 at 01:13 AM
He's a modern Cowboy, with shirts that jingle, jangle, jingle.
Posted by: Steve | April 24, 2013 at 09:29 AM
someone alert RuPaul.....
Posted by: queensbee | April 24, 2013 at 01:12 PM
He must have a wicked case of chiggers.
Posted by: JD | April 24, 2013 at 02:56 PM