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April 23, 2013


Man Caught Stealing 102 Bottles of Nail Polish

(Thanks to Ron G.)


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That could do a lot of toenails.

This guy definitely goes on the list of nominees for Criminal Mastermind of the Week.

So store security nailed this guy?

Was he planning on painting the town red, indigo or sky blue?

With a name like Gonzalez, he's definitely not Polish.

Marco will make a misdeameanor when his public defender gets receipts from CVS paying .38 cents a piece for the pilfered polish.

Over on the Group W bench they asked "watcha do" ...and they all moved away.

Yet another example of price gouging by large chain-type stores ... he should've shopped around ...

When stocking up on swap meet merchandise, they usually have their kids do the pilfering, because the kids won't get in so much trouble when they're caught.

Most stores have those multi-blade razor cartridges under lock and key now because of them.

He's a modern Cowboy, with shirts that jingle, jangle, jingle.

someone alert RuPaul.....

He must have a wicked case of chiggers.

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