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April 25, 2013

WE BLAME THE MONKEY

Swedish police find drugs and a stun gun on Justin Bieber's tour bus

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

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Clearly compensating for a tiny penis.

Weird and tiny, Cheese.

If you had to listen to Justin's music for hours a day as you drove, you'd want a little whacky weed too...

I bet that Gomez girl forced him to get the monkey. Or is it minkey ?

Drugs...? You mean, like Clearasil ?

I wish he'd do something really bad so we could lock up this scrawny little twit for awhile. He's so incredibly annoying.

After confirming the Clearasil police later revealed the stun gun was purchased at Toys R Us.

I think it was Peter Gabriel. Going after the monkey. With the stun gun.

[crickets]

Well, good night, everybody!

FredKey - I ought to use a Sledgehammer on you for that one.

Smelt cannabis is the worst. Almost as bad as mackerel smack.

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