THIS HAPPENS FAR TOO OFTEN
Kansas woman meets circus tiger in bathroom
(Thanks to DeskDiva, who says: "Had this been me, the restroom would no longer have been necessary. A shower, on the other hand.... They should have tried this with the woman who's gone without a BM for 45 days. Coulda saved a lotta money.") (Also thanks to Jeff Meyerson, RussellMc and DaninTustin)
Nice kitty...
Posted by: wiredog | April 23, 2013 at 08:54 AM
Good point, Diva.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | April 23, 2013 at 08:54 AM
She's from Kansas: it's only a tiger -- no lions and bears. No problem.
Posted by: Ralph | April 23, 2013 at 09:02 AM
I think I would have told my three-year-old that the tiger doesn't have to wash its paws if it doesn't want to, mostly because I'm not the one to enforce the rules.
I would love to hear the page "Anyone looking for tiger on the loose please meet your party in the ladies' room."
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | April 23, 2013 at 09:12 AM
Woman meets tiger ...
An engagement will be announced this weekend.
Tiger: So, you come here often? Is it hot in here or is it just you? Is that a pound of steak in your purse, or are you happy to see me? etc. etc.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | April 23, 2013 at 10:10 AM
Life of Pee?
Posted by: ScottMGS | April 23, 2013 at 10:21 AM
True story: I walked into a pet shop to find a full-grown cougar (as in MOUNTAIN LION) lying on the floor, unrestrained.
As any other man would do, I went over and got down on the floor to play with it.
Beautiful cat, but still a cat.
BTW after a certain size, it plays with you.
Posted by: Steve | April 23, 2013 at 10:32 AM
I don't think the tiger would have bothered me. However, if I had walked in on a couple of clowns I would have lost it.
Posted by: nursecindy | April 23, 2013 at 11:34 AM
"Tiger in The John" The new pop hit by ISis Shriners?
Pair it with the "Eye of The Tiger" by Survivor and... you have...
a) a new sitcom
b) a new reality show
c) the secret life of a Khardashian (wtf?)
d) the Tax strategy of a major enforcement agency
or
e) all of the above?
Posted by: funny man | April 23, 2013 at 11:36 AM
a haiku:
like a summer squall
bowels by the tiger's sight
evacuated
Posted by: mudstuffin | April 23, 2013 at 11:42 AM
Or a mime, eh cindy? I hate mimes.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | April 23, 2013 at 12:13 PM
I GOT POSTED! YAY!
Whut? It's been a while.
Also, perhaps the headline should have read, "Tiger Meets Cougar in Bathroom."
Posted by: Diva | April 23, 2013 at 01:51 PM
Perhaps she was a tiger in the tank.
Posted by: Toxic Texgal | April 23, 2013 at 04:27 PM