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“We called the number and got an appointment and that’s how he was arrested.”
Considering his apparent success, you would think the doc would be booked for four or five months in advance.
Posted by: manual tomato | April 29, 2013 at 10:51 AM
"We called the number and and got an appointment and that's how He was arrested."
Considering his apparent success, you would think the doc would be booked for four or five months in advance.
Posted by: manual tomato | April 29, 2013 at 10:55 AM
fined R500000
Wow, that sure is a lot of Rs. Or maybe not. Hell, who knows?
Posted by: Layzeeboy | April 29, 2013 at 12:02 PM
“We have embarked on stopping illegal pamphlet stickers around the city.
There's nothing lower than an illegal pamphlet sticker.
Posted by: nursecindy | April 29, 2013 at 12:05 PM
Wait ... the pamphlets are illegal?
Posted by: markhh | April 29, 2013 at 12:10 PM
No no no this is a New Yorker getting ready for an art exhibit which will win him a 15,000 dollar grant.
Posted by: Joe in Japan | April 29, 2013 at 12:19 PM
I have friends who call that "foreplay."
Posted by: Marquis de Sade | April 29, 2013 at 12:53 PM
"When the moment is right....."
.....there's a bloody goat's head.
Posted by: Betsy | April 29, 2013 at 01:20 PM
Layzee: R50000 = $5,489.86.
So, not so much then.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | April 29, 2013 at 02:45 PM
Well, what are the wooden penises for?!? Are they props? Examples?
Individual results may vary.
Talk about having a woody! This guy had 8 woodies.
Posted by: JD | April 29, 2013 at 04:59 PM
Well JD, if they last over 6 hours, he should consult a physician. A real one.
Posted by: padraig the cheesehead | April 29, 2013 at 05:28 PM
“We have embarked on stopping illegal pamphlet stickers around the city. We have up to so far achieved the following: 47 fines for illegal adverts, 17 arrests for pedestrians who were sources of danger, car washers and advertisers of hair salons, 18 illegal immigrants arrested, 45 dustbins confiscated. And eight street traders trolleys confiscated,” Mahamba said.
You know, this sounds a lot like the program reviews I used to have to sit through. "Oh, and we wrote some code, too."
Posted by: Omniskeptic | April 29, 2013 at 07:14 PM