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April 29, 2013

SOUNDS LEGIT

A 38-year-old alleged Pretoria con artist will appear in the Pretoria Magistrate’s court today after the Tshwane metro police searched his surgery and found a goat head oozing blood in a bowl, eight wooden penises, and boxes of illegal penis-enlargement pamphlets.

(Thanks to Phil McAvity)

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“We called the number and got an appointment and that’s how he was arrested.”

Considering his apparent success, you would think the doc would be booked for four or five months in advance.

"We called the number and and got an appointment and that's how He was arrested."

Considering his apparent success, you would think the doc would be booked for four or five months in advance.

fined R500000

Wow, that sure is a lot of Rs. Or maybe not. Hell, who knows?

“We have embarked on stopping illegal pamphlet stickers around the city.
There's nothing lower than an illegal pamphlet sticker.

Wait ... the pamphlets are illegal?

No no no this is a New Yorker getting ready for an art exhibit which will win him a 15,000 dollar grant.

I have friends who call that "foreplay."

"When the moment is right....."

.....there's a bloody goat's head.

Layzee: R50000 = $5,489.86.

So, not so much then.

Well, what are the wooden penises for?!? Are they props? Examples?

Individual results may vary.

Talk about having a woody! This guy had 8 woodies.

Well JD, if they last over 6 hours, he should consult a physician. A real one.


“We have embarked on stopping illegal pamphlet stickers around the city. We have up to so far achieved the following: 47 fines for illegal adverts, 17 arrests for pedestrians who were sources of danger, car washers and advertisers of hair salons, 18 illegal immigrants arrested, 45 dustbins confiscated. And eight street traders trolleys confiscated,” Mahamba said.

You know, this sounds a lot like the program reviews I used to have to sit through. "Oh, and we wrote some code, too."

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