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April 23, 2013

MEANWHILE IN SPORTS

A REF who had his testicles squeezed during a pitch invasion is suing local footy bosses - after it left him impotent.

(Thanks to DaninTustin)

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A vasectomy usually requires a five minute timeout recovery period and a one point deduction on the judges scorecards.

that was english?

I saw Pitch Invasion open for ELO.

Alright Blog Guys, you can quit squirming around now. It didn't happen to you.

Personal foul...roughing the pisser

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