IT WAS RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING A VALID FLORIDA LICENSE
Three cops, a patrol car and RIOT van race to quiet street to arrest… a SWAN
(Thanks to Ron G.)
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April 27, 2013
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I guess things are a bit slow for the constabulary in Lincolnshire this time of year.
Posted by: Spiny Norman | April 27, 2013 at 11:48 AM
They then proceeded to a disturbance involving a group of crusty jugglers.
Posted by: Mike Marsh | April 27, 2013 at 12:22 PM
You just never know with those those Swan Lake Gang thugs.
Posted by: Loudmouth | April 27, 2013 at 12:48 PM
And the swan said, "Honker? I never even touched her!" [rim shot]
Posted by: Just Some Guy | April 27, 2013 at 01:59 PM
The only reason the swan went quietly is it saw what they did to the cow.
Posted by: Richard the Weasel-Hearted | April 27, 2013 at 02:38 PM
How could this not have happened in Flathead County?
Posted by: Suzy Q (the original) | April 27, 2013 at 04:22 PM
"Yesterday local residents blasted Lincolnshire Police’s decision to spend resources – estimated to be around £600 – on snaring the bird – branding it a 'huge over reaction.'"
Just put it on its bill.
Posted by: Ralph | April 27, 2013 at 04:22 PM
Wait! You mean "The Ugly Duckling" DOESN'T have a happy ending?
Posted by: Bob | April 27, 2013 at 08:47 PM
Two swans were arrested for necking?
Posted by: Loudmouth | April 27, 2013 at 09:42 PM
Personally, I would use a bazooka on a mad swan.
They are most unpleasant.
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | April 28, 2013 at 12:55 AM
Anyone who had ever dealt with an errant swan or goose probably has the bruises to prove it.
But a bruise is rarely fatal. Show that bird who the flock is in charge.
Posted by: Steve | April 28, 2013 at 10:54 AM
I've met swans as big as I am that probably weighed close to 100lbs. They can break your arm with a punch from their wing, and have been known to drown boaters. On a sidewalk, they wouldn't be as dangerous but they are definitely not ducks. It should have been 'animal control,' not cops. How'd you like to be a tough cop with a broken arm from a swan?
Posted by: Alien8 | April 29, 2013 at 01:15 PM