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Three cops, a patrol car and RIOT van race to quiet street to arrest… a SWAN

(Thanks to Ron G.)

Comments

[Spiny Norman]

I guess things are a bit slow for the constabulary in Lincolnshire this time of year.

[Mike Marsh]

They then proceeded to a disturbance involving a group of crusty jugglers.

[Loudmouth]

You just never know with those those Swan Lake Gang thugs.

[Just Some Guy]

And the swan said, "Honker? I never even touched her!" [rim shot]

[Richard the Weasel-Hearted]

The only reason the swan went quietly is it saw what they did to the cow.

[Suzy Q (the original)]

How could this not have happened in Flathead County?

[Ralph]

"Yesterday local residents blasted Lincolnshire Police’s decision to spend resources – estimated to be around £600 – on snaring the bird – branding it a 'huge over reaction.'"

Just put it on its bill.

[Bob]

Wait! You mean "The Ugly Duckling" DOESN'T have a happy ending?

[Loudmouth]

Two swans were arrested for necking?

[HogsAteMySister]

Personally, I would use a bazooka on a mad swan.

They are most unpleasant.

[Steve]

Anyone who had ever dealt with an errant swan or goose probably has the bruises to prove it.
But a bruise is rarely fatal. Show that bird who the flock is in charge.

[Alien8]

I've met swans as big as I am that probably weighed close to 100lbs. They can break your arm with a punch from their wing, and have been known to drown boaters. On a sidewalk, they wouldn't be as dangerous but they are definitely not ducks. It should have been 'animal control,' not cops. How'd you like to be a tough cop with a broken arm from a swan?