IF YOU FISH IN FLORIDA....
...you better measure your mackerel.
(Thanks to Claire Martin)
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...you better measure your mackerel.
(Thanks to Claire Martin)
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Just for the record, if you're measuring your mackerel the minimum size 12 inches.
Posted by: Alkali Bill | April 25, 2013 at 05:33 PM
No point in getting out the tackle, then.
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | April 25, 2013 at 06:25 PM
So during the trial the man's defense attorney asks the arresting officer, "for thbe record if you see the mackerel in question in this courtroom would you point to him."
Posted by: manual tomato | April 25, 2013 at 06:30 PM
Is that what they're calling it nowadays?
Posted by: Philip Snyder | April 25, 2013 at 07:16 PM
Manual mackerel measuring methods, or machine-manipulated?
Posted by: PirateBoy | April 25, 2013 at 10:29 PM
I have to agree with Phillip... "Measuring your mackerel" sounds like a euphemism I don't think I want to know about... as a matter of fact, I KNOW I don't want to know about...
Posted by: frodolives | April 26, 2013 at 05:10 AM
"Hey pally, I got your mackerel right here."
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | April 26, 2013 at 06:25 AM
Well I haven't measured my mackeral lately, but I am proud to say I believe it is still over the legal limit
Posted by: afkat | April 26, 2013 at 06:33 AM
I am so fat I cannot even see my mackerel!
Posted by: BobY | April 26, 2013 at 09:13 AM
I thought size doesn't matter? Blog-ladies?
Posted by: Gandalf | April 26, 2013 at 09:17 AM
and so far, not even ONE "Holy Mackerel" has been mentioned... Just think of the odds...
Posted by: frodolives | April 26, 2013 at 07:31 PM
You must measure the tallest tree in the forest, with ... a mackerel!
Posted by: Omniskeptic | April 27, 2013 at 07:45 AM