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April 29, 2013

FLATHEAD COUNTY: WHERE MEN ARE MEN, AND WOMEN ARE MANLIER

7:43 p.m. Reportedly, a very large blonde woman picked up a man and dropped him on his head in an Evergreen parking lot.

(Thanks to Scott Harner)

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101 Uses for a Rabid Cat.

A woman driving a big Cadillac, Texas plates, big hair and oversized sunglasses.

ZZ Top in drag?

Brienne? Jamie?

I have friends who call that "foreplay."

( In case you're thinking of forming a band )... " Very Large Blonde Woman "

12:29 p.m. A Kalispell woman reported being harassed by the Publisher’s Clearing House.

Damn you, Ed McMahon!
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7:19 p.m. Someone reported that a woman driving a big Cadillac with Texas plates nearly ran her off the road. The woman was described as having big hair and wearing oversized sunglasses.

That could be pretty much any woman in Texas.

Sunday afternoon I was in Kalispell,
Working for the FBI.
Its a real nest of bad men,
An the whiskey bottles are sure piled high.

Dogs running loose on Bison Drive,
By a man who doing wrong.
Complaint about the Publishers' Clearing House,
Who are coming on way too strong.

A rabid cat call kept me on the ball,
And then came the topper of all.
She was a large blonde woman in black dress,
Dropped a man in the lot by the mall,
Well just one drop he was a bad mess,
Cause that large blonde woman had big balls.


She nearly ran someone off the road,
In a Texas plate, big Cadillac.
Charlie said I hope that you're able, boy,
Cause those sunglasses and big hair show where she's at.

Suddenly a big man drove through a puddle,
And got a bunch of children wet.
He was laughing and jeering,
When those little kids started to fret.

Well a drunk woman fell by her car,
Sent to hospital to get right.
Heard there was a grey hound in the grocery,
No worries he went to the pharmacy.

Well I knew what I was thinking,
Grabbing a beer and just drinking.
Cause that large blonde woman in black dress,
Dropped a man in the lot by the mall,
Well just one drop he was a bad mess,
Cause that large blonde woman had big balls.
Had big balls, had big balls, had big balls.

"A Kalispell man found his lost lawn mower."

Must be spring in Flathead County -- snow has melted

"12:29 p.m. A Kalispell woman reported being harassed by the Publisher’s Clearing House."

Is there NO end to the mayhem??

*waves lighter in Max's general direction*

Thanks Max!

I never could understand the words to that Hollies song. Now it will be in my head for the rest of the day . . . 'that large blonde woman had big balls . . .'

BWAHAHAhahahahaha!

So she picked up a man?

Hello, sailor. Come here often? [THUD].

Omni, "Reportedly" picked up a man... let's be judicious here...

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