CHAMPAGNE WAS INVOLVED
Key Fact: ...coincidentally, she had a routine colonoscopy scheduled for the next day.
(Thanks to The Perts and jon harris)
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April 26, 2013
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She needed nursecindy, who taught her daughters from an early age how to tell the difference between cubic zirconia and real diamonds.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | April 26, 2013 at 09:02 AM
Colonoscopies: is there anything they can't do?
Posted by: Cheesewiz | April 26, 2013 at 09:14 AM
This is true Jeff. I would show my daughters a piece of fake jewelry and tell them "This is nasty. No! No!" As a result they will now only accept the real thing. Just like their mom. Sniff, I'm so proud.
Posted by: nursecindy | April 26, 2013 at 11:13 AM
" Alan Quartermain and King Soloman's Colon " opening soon at a theater near you.
Posted by: Clankie | April 26, 2013 at 01:01 PM
Well, if she were scheduled for a colonoscopy the next day, that evening's prep would have sent said diamond sailing through.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | April 26, 2013 at 02:27 PM
There is a Colon Michigan.
Posted by: LeDud | April 26, 2013 at 04:26 PM
Grandma really got stoned.
Posted by: Wolfsong | April 26, 2013 at 11:12 PM