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Selena Gomez Says Bieber Has ‘Tiny, Weird Penis’
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
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April 24, 2013
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thanks. we dont want to check. TMI
Posted by: queensbee | April 24, 2013 at 01:10 PM
Is that what NASA was trying to draw?
Posted by: wiredog | April 24, 2013 at 01:14 PM
If that is true poor thing. She says about the size of a penne pasta that's pretty small.
Posted by: Theresa | April 24, 2013 at 01:44 PM
Let's hope his monkey can't read.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | April 24, 2013 at 01:50 PM
Owww. No fan of the Bieb, but that's pretty vicious from the ex as a public statement.
Posted by: Allen at Division | April 24, 2013 at 01:53 PM
To go along with his tiny weird brain.
Posted by: MikeyVA | April 24, 2013 at 02:10 PM
This information will remain uninvestigated forever.
Posted by: Alien8 | April 24, 2013 at 02:22 PM
I saw Justin Bieber warming up for the Buzzcocks. Helluva show.
Posted by: Alien8 | April 24, 2013 at 02:25 PM
It matches his tiny, weird brain.
Posted by: nursecindy | April 24, 2013 at 02:31 PM
Give him a chance! He's still a couple of years away from puberty, isn't he?
Posted by: JD | April 24, 2013 at 02:46 PM
If it's true....and TMI from an ex is always suspect...it certainly would explain his correspondingly huge ego.....now if she'd said he IS a tiny weird penis....well, no doubts there......
Posted by: Wolfsong | April 24, 2013 at 03:25 PM
and boy, i bet her mom is proud...
Posted by: mudstuffin | April 24, 2013 at 03:56 PM
Hilarious!
I am willing to bet Selena never said any such thing but I hope I'm wrong because it is by far the funniest thing I've read today.
I saw Tiny Weird Penis open for Metallica, by the way.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | April 24, 2013 at 04:02 PM
No, I'm not reading that article.
Posted by: Clankie | April 24, 2013 at 04:07 PM
Love those amicable separations.
Posted by: Bob | April 24, 2013 at 04:34 PM
*ouch!!!!* A woman scorned.....
Posted by: afkat | April 24, 2013 at 05:32 PM
The Mars robot was just mocking him.
Posted by: Blackberry13 | April 24, 2013 at 06:28 PM
So close to true, but not. Another site fooled by the Daily Currant.
Posted by: Cynthia Gregory | April 24, 2013 at 08:23 PM
People still cite The Onion as a news source every now then. Seriously.
Posted by: Spiny Norman | April 24, 2013 at 10:57 PM
Well since that was in the New York Times, it must be true.
Wait.
That wasn't the New York Times?
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | April 25, 2013 at 02:01 AM
Check out some of the other story links. They make me doubt that any conversations reported by this site actually occurred outside the reporter's head.
However, if true, Ms. Gomez has suffered a catastrophic class failure.
Posted by: Steve | April 25, 2013 at 09:44 AM
It was later clarified that Selena was trying to say that the Bieb's penis mightier than ... whatever.
Posted by: World's Oldest Surviving Brain Donor | April 25, 2013 at 10:36 AM
Such unsurprising news!
Posted by: Suzy Q (the original) | April 25, 2013 at 06:41 PM