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April 24, 2013


Selena Gomez Says Bieber Has ‘Tiny, Weird Penis’

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)


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thanks. we dont want to check. TMI

Is that what NASA was trying to draw?

If that is true poor thing. She says about the size of a penne pasta that's pretty small.

Let's hope his monkey can't read.

Owww. No fan of the Bieb, but that's pretty vicious from the ex as a public statement.

To go along with his tiny weird brain.

This information will remain uninvestigated forever.

I saw Justin Bieber warming up for the Buzzcocks. Helluva show.

It matches his tiny, weird brain.

Give him a chance! He's still a couple of years away from puberty, isn't he?

If it's true....and TMI from an ex is always suspect...it certainly would explain his correspondingly huge ego.....now if she'd said he IS a tiny weird penis....well, no doubts there......

and boy, i bet her mom is proud...


I am willing to bet Selena never said any such thing but I hope I'm wrong because it is by far the funniest thing I've read today.

I saw Tiny Weird Penis open for Metallica, by the way.

No, I'm not reading that article.

Love those amicable separations.

*ouch!!!!* A woman scorned.....

The Mars robot was just mocking him.

So close to true, but not. Another site fooled by the Daily Currant.

People still cite The Onion as a news source every now then. Seriously.

Well since that was in the New York Times, it must be true.


That wasn't the New York Times?

Check out some of the other story links. They make me doubt that any conversations reported by this site actually occurred outside the reporter's head.
However, if true, Ms. Gomez has suffered a catastrophic class failure.

It was later clarified that Selena was trying to say that the Bieb's penis mightier than ... whatever.

Such unsurprising news!

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